AND SO BEGINS THE LIST I WAS BORN TO CREATE.
WE BEGIN AT NUMBER FIVE.
5. Charlotte’s Cat
This cat is so precious. Adorable, white and has a hatred of children: i.e. me. And possibly the kitty I want the most.
WOOK AT DAT WIDDOW FACE. No I mean look at it. And when he curls up to Dodger, I wanted to die. And when he gets left in the box in thE RAIN OH GOD MY HEART.
3. Yzma (as a cat)
First, if this isn’t one of your favorite movies, I need you to finish here. You don’t need the rest of this Guide. You’re hopeless. Second, SHE IS SO EVIL AND PERFECT.
This is Disney’s only real cat, and my absolute favorite Disney character of ALL TIME. He’s sassy af, he doesn’t talk, and he’s mean. And I don’t know if you know this but cats are mean. They hate you 98% of the time. And he’s fat. And poofy. And has the prettiest green eyes and look at that fluffy butt! Go watch Cinderella, and fall in love with this perfect feat of animation.
Bonuser Gif (I can’t be tamed):
To the furthest star and back,
But no really though:
“Any closer, bitch, and I’ll fuck you up.”