Steffi, it’s September 1st and I have to get to Hogwarts today, I just have to. I mean, Jo is just begging us to go.
Want to join me?! By now, the train has already come and gone at King’s Cross Station so we’ll have to find another way. I’m going to suggest ways we can finally achieve our lifelong goal while I’m smearing sticky peanut butter all over my face. This better do wonders for my complexion.
Behold: our first punishment video!